Large "Bad Advice" Tote - Black

$32.00

Here’s a little-known fact:

If you carry one of these large QCBGA totes you will be ushered directly to the VIP section of any Trader Joe’s in America. You’ve never been invited past the velvet rope? Never seen the inside of TJ’s private club: The Avocado Pit? Well, isn’t it about time?

The lawyer just sent an email saying I shouldn’t say this. What kind of advice is that?

Let’s just pretend I didn’t see her email in time.

Also, let’s acknowledge how much time and effort went into having our model pose in exactly the same position for the two different colors. The smile was the real challenge. It took hours but we got it. She was a real trooper.

Now, the deets:

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill

  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

  • Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)

  • Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)

  • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

  • 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps

  • Open main compartment, flat bottom

Note: Organic cotton products are the result of farming that relies on organic fertilizers, such as compost manure, and uses biological pest control. There are no synthetic substances or genetic modifications used during the production. You can download eco-friendly product certificates here.

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Here’s a little-known fact:

If you carry one of these large QCBGA totes you will be ushered directly to the VIP section of any Trader Joe’s in America. You’ve never been invited past the velvet rope? Never seen the inside of TJ’s private club: The Avocado Pit? Well, isn’t it about time?

The lawyer just sent an email saying I shouldn’t say this. What kind of advice is that?

Let’s just pretend I didn’t see her email in time.

Also, let’s acknowledge how much time and effort went into having our model pose in exactly the same position for the two different colors. The smile was the real challenge. It took hours but we got it. She was a real trooper.

Now, the deets:

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill

  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

  • Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)

  • Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)

  • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

  • 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps

  • Open main compartment, flat bottom

Note: Organic cotton products are the result of farming that relies on organic fertilizers, such as compost manure, and uses biological pest control. There are no synthetic substances or genetic modifications used during the production. You can download eco-friendly product certificates here.

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