Thing One & Thing Two
THING ONE
1 oz. coconut milk (“milk” not “water”; check the label carefully)
5 oz. red Kool-Aid (yep!)
1 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. ginger ale or, if you prefer a little heat, ginger beer.
Garnish: A classic, neon-red Maraschino cherry
THING TWO
.75 oz white rum
.75 oz vodka
For the mocktail (Thing One), add the non-alcoholic ingredients to ice-filled shaker and shake.
For Thing Two, combine all Thing One ingredients plus the vodka and the rum. Shake with abandon.
Strain into a cocktail glass and go crazy with a Maraschino cherry.
Thing One & Thing Two
Named after Dr. Suess’s notorious agents of chaos, this mocktail easily becomes a full-on cocktail with the addition of rum or vodka and both beverages, like their namesakes, are stupidly entertaining.