Thing One & Thing Two
THING ONE
1 oz. coconut milk (“milk” not “water”; check the label carefully)
5 oz. red Kool-Aid (yep!)
1 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. ginger ale or, if you prefer a little heat, ginger beer.
Garnish: A classic, neon-red Maraschino cherry
THING TWO
.75 oz white rum
.75 oz vodka